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Paris Hilton over-worked, oompah-loompah-looking publicist scored another job. Kevin Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, confirmed he hired Elliot Mintz (owner of the world’s most unfortunate fake tan) as his new mouthpiece.

So what does this mean? It means we’re going to have the opportunity to see more sexxxy photos of Elliot on a regular basis. Holla at yo Rock Lobster!

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