• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took the family back to France. [BS]
• Hilary Duff actually does something awesome. [FH]
• Don’t feel bad…  I can’t drive either. [DR]
• Yay tweens: Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas broke up. [INMF]
• Eva Longoria is desperate to prove she’s not pregnant. [GB]
• Gerard Butler is being investigated for punching a photographer. [TB]
• Rob Lowe’s former nanny has a fixation on huge schlongs. [PB]
• Diddy kicked Aubrey O’Day out of Danity Kate. [DRW]
• Michelle Rodriguez involved in a dildo fight. [YH]
• Beth Ostrosky’s wedding dress was a bit daring. [CS]
• Mandy Moore is still insanely hot. [IDWYL]
• Kanye West claimed “American Psycho” was the inspiration for his new video. [WIMB]
• Did you know having brown hair can ruin your social life? [RR]
• Divorce bums Bill Murray out. [HMG]
• Thandie Newton looked gorgeous at the “Rock n Rolla” premiere. [BST]
• Katy Perry (ugh) does Blender Magazine. [CFW]
• Fox will attempt to recreate Absolutely Fabulous against my wishes. [CB]
• Jason Priestley is returning to 90210. [CDL]
• Breaking news! [CK]
• Christie Brinkley’s pervy ex-husband claims he is not a pervert. [BB]
• Vibe crowned Eminem “The Greatest Rapper Alive.” [AIW]
• Mariah Carey threw a party for her husband. [SOW]
• This looks like a bad idea. [PB]

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