… MTV actually managed to find another beast in the same species as Snooki and pays it more than you make in a year for just one episode. (That should get you drinking.) U-S-A! See you Tuesday, - The Superficial NOTE: I’ll be rekinding my drug-like addiction with Formspring over the long weekend, so feel free to pummel Read More ...

  Seen here doing her best Buffalo Bill impression – “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.” – Demi Moore is apparently getting two-timed by Ashton Kutcher if you consider Star a reliable source, and that he’d be retarded enough to do it right outside of Madeo where Harvey Levin sleeps with Read More ...

   Here’s Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in Costa Rica pretending to be a divorced couple sharing custody of their dogs because that shit happens all the time. (Actually it might. You pet lovers are weird.) Anyway, for two people who supposedly can’t wait to get away from each other, they seem to spend a lot Read More ...

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt tried to stay undercover as they exchanged care of their small dogs outside of her private villa in Costa Rica on Monday. Whatever is going on with these two, there are allegedly still divorce negotiations being worked out with their respective attorneys, which apparently includes shared custody over their four pups. Heidi wore a purple top over her popular Vix two-piece and the nose tape she debuted during her heartbroken bikini swim in the ocean. While she's still healing from her extensive surgeries she's also planning on another procedure to reduce the size of her breast implants. Back in the States, her former costars are moving beyond the drama into new exciting projects like Audrina Patridge who will be showing off her toned body in tiny costumes on Dancing With the Stars.

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Britney Spears is still on vacation in Hawaii, that lucky bitch. She must have packed about four bikinis, but you can tell that this greenish one is her favorite, because that’s getting the most wear. I’ve been impressed with the photos taken of Britney during her vacation - she looks happy and healthy and “with it”. I also think her body looks great - she’s got some meat on her, but she’s toned, and I think she’s looks wonderful. When Britney went on Glee last week, Lea michele thought she looked wonderful too:

Lea Michele has praised Britney Spears for her “incredible” physical condition.

The Glee star told Us Magazine that she was impressed that Spears showed up for her cameo on the Fox show in top shape.

“She was so professional,” the actress explained. “She looked incredible. She’s so tiny.”

Michele noted that the musician was “great to work with”, adding: “It was one of those things where you go to work and you’re like, ‘I can’t believe we’re doing this’!”

She confirmed that she would share scenes with Spears, but would not reveal anything about the episode’s plot.

“What we do together, I can’t say. I will tell you [that] it’s incredibly iconic!” she said.

The second season of Glee will premiere in September on Fox.

[From Digital Spy]

I know I always ask this, but is this the new and improved Britney? Will this clean, happy, relatively sane Britney stick around, or will the cycle of one step forward, three crazy steps back continue indefinitely? I should mention this - Britney did not bring her sons on this Hawaiian vacation. They are chilling out with Grandpa Jamie and Grandma Lynn. I think that will be the signal that Britney is doing well - when we start realizing, “Hey, she can take care of her kids by herself.” We’ll see. For now, I’ll just enjoy these photos of a very healthy-looking Britney.

Also - if Britney is this happy in Hawaii, why doesn’t she move there? That might be wonderful for her, moving out of LA. Also, I wish my ass was that cute, and I haven’t even had two kids.