Well, hello, Sailor! Here’s a lovely photo of a scruffy, dirty, naughty Gerard Butler in London earlier today. Damn, something about him is working in these photos - he’s very sexy when he’s not photoshopped into a Tom Ford-esque oblivion. Anyhoodle, this morning big reveal of the April W Magazine cover (jointly with Jennifer Aniston) isn’t the only magazine appearance we can enjoy from our beloved raunchy Scotsman. He will also be the April cover boy for April’s Men’s Health Mag. I can’t find the cover anywhere, which is fine. Because we have some stellar interview excerpts… including a very naughty one in which he jokes about Jennifer Aniston and “trimming her bush”. Oh, you smarmy bastard!

Gerard Butler has revealed that he is such good friends with Jennifer Aniston that he once ‘trimmed her bush’.

The Scottish actor made his cheeky comments in a US men’s magazine and revealed the event happened at his Bounty Hunter co-star’s Christmas tree-trimming party.

He said: ‘Over Christmas [Jennifer] had a tree-trimming party that I went to. Yeah, I trimmed her bush.’

But he quickly backtracked, saying: ‘Sh-t. Please don’t put that in.’

The Law Abiding Citizen star, 40, who has been romantically linked to several of Hollywood’s A-listers including Aniston and Lindsay Lohan, also revealed that he is still single and “not a big relationship guy”.

He said: ‘I think I get laid less now than I used to, because I’m way more paranoid now – look at f-cking Tiger Woods! I mean, I’m nowhere near as naughty as I used to be, partly because I did a lot of that when I was drinking.’

‘I’m not saying I’ve cut that part out. I’m certainly no angel. There’s no smoke without fire. But, here’s the thing: while they’re accusing me of that, I’ve probably been off somewhere else doing damage with someone else. I’m pretty smart like that. I know how to get away with these things.’

He added: ‘In the last five years since coming out here, I’ve had two relationships. I’m not a big relationship guy. One of my vices is, I’m too wrapped up in myself and not always in a good way.’

[From Monsters and Critics]

Well… at least he’s honest, you know? What you see is what you get. He looks like a man-slut because he is a man-slut. He’s “not a big relationship guy,” he’s a “f-ck you four times in one night without knowing or caring about your name” guy. But isn’t it interesting that he name checked Tiger Woods? Is the Tiger Woods drama Gerard’s cautionary tale? Well, I have some good news for Gerry on that front: we would never be that pissed at Gerry for screwing everything that moves, because we know that’s how he is, and it’s not like he has a wife and kids. Oh, but I’ll buy that Gerard probably has as many lovers as Tiger used to. Gerry probably doesn’t remember their names, though.

Here’s Jennifer after a fresh bush-trimming:

Gerard Butler in London on March 10, 2010. Credit: Bauer-Griffin.

This morning we got our first look at the anticipated W Magazine cover featuring Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler. The spread was photographed by Stephen Klein, who is also responsible for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's infamous shoot in 2005. Both twosomes look amazing, but in totally different ways. So tell us, between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in 2005 and Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler in 2010 - which do you prefer?

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler got a little dirty in the desert together for the April cover of W Magazine. The sexy shoot has been anticipated since it took place in mid-January - Check out more of Jennifer and Gerard on W's site. Their movie The Bounty Hunter is out next Friday and the hot leading duo has been raising questions about whether their romance made the move from onscreen to off after their Golden Globes date night and his coming along for her birthday trip to Cabo. The photographer for this, Stephen Klein, is the same one who photographed Brad and Angelina for their infamous 2005 spread, only this time we're hoping Jennifer is happier with the final product.

I’ve been waiting for this since Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler appearance at the Golden Globes in January - it was just a day after that touchy-feely date night that PopEater announced that the two of them had already photographed a dual W Magazine photo shoot and cover that would be “the raciest cover that W magazine has ever shot. Far more sexy than the famous Brad and Angelina pictures in bed” according to PopEater’s source at the time. This would all be for promoting their film, The Bounty Hunter.

Basically the photo shoot is about a girl (Aniston, naturally) who is, like, a criminal on the run, with good hair and cash. A cop (Butler) like, stops her car and puts her roughly in the police car, without ruining her hair. At first glance, I was like, “Gerard looks damn good in that cop uniform” but as I’m looking more closely, he really doesn’t. He looks weirdly like Tom Ford, right? And Tom Ford is really hot, but it’s weird to see Gerry pull that face. Jen looks really cute in some of the shots, though. I like the heavy, dark eye makeup - that’s a look we don’t often see her styled with, and it’s a good look for her. W Mag has a minimal slideshow (here), but I’m including all of the relevant photos. Here’s more from People:

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler have laughed off reports that they’re romantically involved, but the Bounty Hunter costars sure look cozy on the cover of W magazine’s April issue.

Shot on a ranch about 45 minutes outside of Los Angeles in mid-January, the 13-page pictorial featuring Butler and Aniston, both 40, consists of seven photographs by celeb shutterbug Steven Klein. Ironically, Klein also shot W’s infamous July 2005 cover featuring Brad Pitt – who had then-recently separated from Aniston – playing house with Angelina Jolie.

For the April cover, on which hunky Scottish actor Butler wraps his arms around Aniston, the actress tapped into her inner fashionista and wore an Alberta Ferretti silk chiffon dress, Carine Gilson Lingerie Couture’s silk bra and silk lace briefs, Stella McCartney garters and Lanvin shoes. Total retail value for her outfit? $3,800!

As for the inside pictorial, it’s called “Speed Trap: Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler do a little role playing in the searing heat of the California desert where damsels aren’t always in distress and lawmen sometimes break the rules.” Hmmm … role playing?

[From People]

W didn’t have any interview excerpts or anything like that, which makes me wonder if this is just a pictoral. Could be. W has done that before, so it’s not beyond the realm of possibility. I was really expecting to hate this photo shoot, just because my expectations from PopEater were that Gerard and Jennifer were going to be trying to do a version of Brad and Angelina’s 2005 W shoot, but I’m pleasantly surprised it’s so different stylistically and “message”-wise. Although both were shot by the same photographer, Steven Klein. But he does most of W’s cover shoots, so whatever.

My favorite is the one of Gerry shoving Aniston against the cop car. It’s naughty.

W Magazine cover and photos courtesy of W online.

Gerard Butler and Madonna have known each other for several years, ever since Gerard worked with Guy Ritchie on RocknRolla, back when Guy and Madge were still together. Gerry even told a story about Madge giving him a B-12 shot in the ass, and they even hung out together in Brazil a few weeks ago. So, they’re friendly. Which is why I’m not sure if I buy this report from Hollywood Life. They’re claiming that Madge and Gerry “were all over each other” at a post-Oscar bash. Ugh. Apparently, Madge was “putting on the full-court press, totally charming him” (I can believe that) and Gerry was “loving the attention” (I can believe that too). Damn it, this might be true!

Move over, Jen. There’s another hot blond who may want your man!

Madonna and Gerard Butler would certainly make quite the pair – as they’re both famously sexy flirts. These two perfect matches found each other last night – and spent Oscar night getting down at Madonna’s afterparty, according to someone who was there.

Gerard attended a private bash that Madge, Demi Moore and producer Guy Oseary threw in the Hollywood Hills March 7 – and despite the very late hour, the action was steamy, we’re told. Madonna and Gerard were “all over each other,” one eyewitness tells HollywoodLife.com. “She was putting on the full-court press, totally charming him – and even challenged him to a dance-off! They were grinding in the middle of the room real close and then Demi joined in. It was hot! Gerard was loving the attention.”

After their sexy dance display, Madonna, 52, and Gerard, 40, huddled in a corner – but alas, she left alone.

Well, thank God Jen Aniston wasn’t there to witness THAT display, we say. The 41-year-old Bounty Hunter star was probably doubly glad she didn’t hit the party, given that another of her exes was there. No, not Brad Pitt – but Bradley Cooper, who tore up the dance floor with his girlfriend, Renee Zellweger.

“They were so cute,” adds our eyewitness. “After they got off the dance floor they ran to take their picture together in a photo booth.”

[From Hollywood Life]

See, I’ll buy that Madge wanted to hit that. And I’ll buy that Gerry is such a man-slut that he would literally f-ck any woman if she “stroked his ego” (“ego” = taint). But I will hold my line (“the line” = Gerry’s wang) and say that Madge isn’t even close to being Gerry’s type. He’ll bang anything that moves, but he prefers younger, darker, less scary-faced.

And, as it turns out, Madge might be interested in someone other than Gerry too (and Jesus Luz, for that matter). There were several reports circulating yesterday that Madge has her eye on model Adam Senn. We last heard from Senn when he was loosely associated with Lindsay Lohan in December. Anyway, Madge and Adam are the “faces” of D&G’s newest ad campaigns, and most people think Madge was just showing off her latest business associate rather than her latest boy-toy. But you never know.

Back to Gerry for a second - when I was looking for cute photos of him yesterday, I found these two hilarious ones of him with George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis in one (in which Gerry looks like an a-hole), and Barbara Streisand, who looks like she could eat him up. They were seated next to each other at the Governor’s Ball!