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Latest Gossip From Around the World
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I hate when LaineyGossip picks up a Gerard Butler story before me! Lainey hates Gerard so much. She can’t see his flawed beauty, nor his rugged sexiness. She doesn’t understand that part of his charm is that he likes to eat and he likes to be dirty (RAWR) and he likes the company of ladies. I get tired of super-clean, hairless femme boys where you’re always questioning their sexuality. Sometimes you need a little raw-edged, bare-knuckled naughty Scotsman to get your knickers in a twist.
Anyway, Gerard has been named the new spokesman for L’Oréal Paris Men’s Expert. It’s a worldwide deal, in which Gerard will be the face of L’Oreal’s Men’s Expert Hydra Energetic line. Women’s Wear Daily points out that the ads will not be appearing stateside, however. So, basically, all of you foreign sluts (BITCHES) will get to enjoy some pretty, dirty Gerard in your magazine ads.
According to WENN (which probably got it off of L’Oreal’s press release, “Gerard Butler has partnered with L’Oreal Paris as the worldwide brand spokesperson for its Men Expert skincare line. Chosen for his ‘charisma, confidence and modern style’, the Scottish actor is fronting the number one selling men’s Hydra Energetic range.” Charisma? Yes. He has that. In buckets. In his pants. Confidence? Yes, he’s a cocky bastard. And I love him for it. Modern style? Not so much. But at least The Mullet detaches.
So I just wanted to use these photos of Adrien and Gerard. They’re both good, for different reasons. You know, I used to like Adrien. I used to root for him and think he was wonderful. Not so much anymore, and it’s photos like this that make me ashamed I ever liked him. Does he look hideous? Of course not. But the combination of the neckerchief and the facial hair and general demeanor just screams “DOUCHE” to me. Plus, he’s attending a film festival in Kazakhstan, which doesn’t say winner to me. But who am I to judge?
Next, we have Gerard Butler’s lovely sweet moobs being nice to fans on the set of Machine Gun Preacher in Michigan. I scanned through a couple of Michigan sites, and it seems like Gerard is getting good reviews, being nice to the locals and asking a lot of questions about where to go to eat (my vadge?). I haven’t heard anything about a romance yet, but you know Gerard likes to have a piece while he’s working, so Michigan sluts, start your vadges. Gerard’s in town and he has basically no standards. I imagine him trolling for strange in the lonely Detroit nights and wondering why he can’t ever find me. BECAUSE I’M IN VIRGINIA, GERRY.
I bet this girl is pregnant now:
So - who would you rather? Gerard’s moobs ‘n mullet, or Adrien’s f-cked up neckerchief?
Adrien on July 14, 2010. Credit: WENN.
Colin Farrell and Gerard Butler both spent the last few days hard at work on new movies. Gerard was in Michigan this morning on the set of Machine Gun Preacher, sporting a leather vest and a slicked-back mullet. Colin, meanwhile, showed off his fake comb-over Friday on the LA set of Horrible Bosses. Neither actor looked their hottest, but fortunately, they're just in costume. Tell us whose make-under you think is more dramatic - Colin's or Gerard's?
