Kim Kardashian is apparently flipping out over Playboy.com releasing outtakes (above) from her 2007 photo shoot this week because I’m sure something like this wasn’t specifically written in the contract and agreed to in advance. They must’ve broken into her house and made her take a cut of the profits! No, not again! RadarOnline reports: Read More ...

White House party crasher Michaele Salahi, supposedly 44, is going to show off her starvation-maintained figure inside Playboy. Salahi, who claims to still have her natural boobs but to be open to plastic surgery, is going to go full frontal for the men’s magazine. I can’t imagine that there will be many people clamoring to see her naked. What is she known for other than being half of a scam artist team that weasled their way into the White House state dinner? Oh, there’s also that charity that she runs with her husband as a front for their shady business dealings.

Michaele Salahi is about to crash another party — the one in your pants — because TMZ has learned the “Real Housewives of D.C.” star is taking it all off for Playboy magazine.

And not just artsy “top half” naked — we’re talking full-frontal, birthday suit naked.

Salahi’s rep tells us the shoot will go down later this month — and Michaele is “very excited” about posing down.

We’re told Playboy honchos have not yet determined whether or not Salahi will get the cover … but she would “love it.”

[From TMZ]

This is somewhat better than putting out a sex tape Danielle Staub style, but it’s along the same lines. Salahi was called anorexic by another housewife on her show, which she claimed is untrue while admitting to a diet that consists of less than 900 calories a day. Here’s some validation for her starvation and whole fame-whoring existence in the pages of Playboy. I hope they’re not stupid enough to give her the cover, not that it means much lately. I didn’t know what the hell to say about this except to make fun of this woman, so I looked through the comments on HuffPo until I found some good ones. Here are my favorites:

I’d say this was a new low, but Playboy loves the notorious. Remember Darva Conger, Jessica Hahn, Rita Jenrette, Fannie Fox? I think the nadir was probably Faye Resnick, Nicole Brown Simpson’s “best friend”. Talk about cashing in on tragedy! - stagebandman

Playboy has added a 13th month to the calendar and Michaele Salahi gets to be Ms. Skanktember! Congratulations - prthatrocks

[From Huffington Post comments]

The last we heard about Michaele, her former personal assistant went on the record to tell Star Magazine what a slob her former employers were, describing their home as “almost like a hoarder’s house” with filth and papers laying all over. I guess she’s skanky in more ways than just the obvious.

Photo credit: In Touch Weekly

Montana Fishburne put out a sex tape through Vivid, citing Kim Kardashian as her inspiration (and then lamely tried to take it back) and she also tried to score a pictorial in Playboy - just like Kim! TMZ tells us that Montana did a test shoot for Playboy well before it was known that she was going to become a porn star. (And probably back when she was hooking - if she isn’t still at it.) The question is - is Playboy going to take a second look at Montana now that she’s semi-famous? Here’s TMZ’s report

Montana Fishburne really is trying to follow Kim Kardashian’s path to fame … because TMZ has learned Montana recently did a nude “test” photo shoot for Playboy Magazine.

We’re told the photos — in which Montana goes full-frontal — were taken BEFORE anyone knew about Fishburne’s sex tape.

As you may know, Kardashian was also featured in Playboy in 2007 — after her sex tape went public.

[From TMZ]

Kim of course tried to act like her mother forced her to do Playboy and she regretted it and she did - all the way to the bank and to the openings of any envelopes that would have her.

Montana has been pretty open about the fact that her famous father, Laurence Fishburne, refused to take her calls after hearing the news of her sex tape through the press. When he eventually talked to her he basically told her he was embarrassed that she traded on the family name and that he wasn’t going to speak to her again “until you turn your life around.” Despite his reaction, Laurence has been very protective of his daughter. He initially tried to pay Vivid off not to release the tape but was unsuccessful. He’s now said to be paying Montana’s legal bills in a case against her for assault with a deadly weapon stemming from an alleged attack in February. Montana and her boyfriend are accused of breaking into a woman’s home, said to be the boyfriend’s ex, and beating her up. Now that we’ve heard that Montana was a hooker and her boyfriend a pimp, that tag team assault takes on a whole new meaning. I wonder if they were giving the beat down to a rival or another ho who refused to toe the line wasn’t behaving. Playboy should stay far away from this one.

   And all you got are these lousy awesome cleavage photos. For anyone who doesn’t know, the Kelly Brook issue of Playboy hits newsstands today, and if you’re hoping to see naked pics of her pop up here, those would be the exclusive copyrighted property of Playboy Enterprises and I don’t want to get my dick sued Read More ...

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