Before we dive into the Heidi & Spencer Sex Tape Bullshit Parade, this header pic gets a lot better right here. And now to business that suddenly seems way less important…. Playmate Karissa Shannon (above) and Heidi Montag reportedly made a lesbian sex tape together that Spencer Pratt allegedly found while cleaning his stuff out of Read More ...

   …. having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear , and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the Read More ...

   Here’s Jenny McCarthy hosting the Palms Midsummer’s Night Dream Party Saturday night where, like any good scientist, she regaled guests with her giant, fake tits all up in their face. DOCTOR: Oh, Ms. McCarthy, we were just discussing the possible effects of dispersants in the Gulf of Mexico. Would you care to weigh in? JENNY: Shrimp makes Read More ...

   Everyone’s favorite perpetually-dressed-as-Slave Leia “celebrity,” Adrianne Curry was reportedly molested by a drunk man while she was in Orlando for Star Wars Celebration V over the weekend. (I bet it was this guy.) The attacker apparently tried to reach up her skirt only to get his face connected with the pavement before the cops showed Read More ...

   Apparently it’s Random Celebrities in Swimwear Week, because here’s Hilary Swank vacationing in Hawaii yesterday which I honestly would’ve never predicted if someone gave me a Ouija board and made me spend the night in an Indian graveyard. INDIAN GHOST: OooOooOOooh! Hilary Swank will be in a bikini tomorrow. ME: Ha! Good one. Now are you going Read More ...