Angelina Jolie brought Vivienne and Knox to visit Brad Pitt on the set of Moneyball in LA on Wednesday. Angelina held onto one of their blankies in her mouth as she carried the twins in one at a time. Brad is back at work after spending last weekend in New Orleans, where he looked super hot showing Brian Williams around the progress on his Make It Right homes to commemorate the fifth anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. While Angelina came along for the trip to LA, she stayed out of the spotlight. Brad will also narrate a documentary about the Saints' Super Bowl run, while Angelina lent her star power to a different cause this week with a new PSA about the flood in Pakistan. The Jolie-Pitts are frequent jet-setters as they set up temporary homes around the world for Brad and Angelina's work, but they also make time for family vacations and fun times wherever filming locations may take them.

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The best fight at the U.S. Open EVER. [Dlisted]
Emma Watson says Twilight is “selling sex” - unlike Harry Potter, which is just selling reading, chastity and ZOMG WITCHCRAFT. [Celebuzz]
Stephen Moyer is auctioning off his dong sock. [PopBytes]
Keanu Reeves on his birthday, looking cute. [LaineyGossip]
Famous whore Rachel Uchitel just bought a $2 million NYC apartment. [LimeLife]
Bar Refaeli slams 15-year-old starving models. [Celebslam]
Read this & tell me: is Jessica Alba being a bitch to Michelle Rodriguez? [A Socialite Life]
Virginity billboards (as part of film promotion) piss off locals. [Agent Bedhead]
Cheryl Cole/Tweedy is now officially single. [The Blemish]
Oksana Grigorieva allegedly wants more child support. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Jessica Alba pulls out all of the stops to promote Machete. [Pop Sugar]
Bedhead‘s career assessment of Kiefer Sutherland. [Pajiba]
Am I the only one trying to read Karissa Shannon‘s panties? [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Katy Perry stops jacking from Betty Page, gets pretty highlights. [Evil Beet]
These Posh Beckham photos are really weird. Her head looks strange. [INFDaily]
Jennifer Lopez is “the key to reenergizing American Idol.” Hm. [Crazy Days and Nights]

Speaking of the U.S. Open, a little Federer:

This week I was at a loss for a dude to start out Hot Guy journey. I just hadn’t thought about it - usually, I like to start with a headliner that everyone can agree on. So this week’s headliner for HGF is my beloved Robert Redford. I’m doing him vintage too, because though I still have love for the current, un-butchered, old as dirt Robert Redford, the man looks rough (bless his heart). And he was so, so beautiful when he was younger. Sigh… this is like Americana porn.

And since we had Sundance, how about Butch Cassidy? A little vintage Paul Newman love:

I like Gael Garcia Bernal quite a bit - he’s got an other-worldly beauty, but also a down-to-earth goofiness. He’s short, though. He’s very tiny. Pocket rocket porn.

Since we seem to be doing a theme of famous costars (Note: I’m not going to stick with that theme), how about Bernal’s Y Tu Mama Tambien costar and close friend, Diego Luna? I actually find Diego to be even more adorable - he’s more accessible to me. Plus, he’s like the Latin James McAvoy. Right?

Keanu Reeves is a classic that I often forget. He’s so lovely, though. I used to be addicted to his beauty, but I’ve overcome it. I might be relapsing though. It was his birthday yesterday too! Lovely Virgos.

Do you know how hard it is to find a nice photo of Denzel Washington where he doesn’t look grumpy as hell? He photographs very grumpy, I’ve never noticed that. But here are some nice ones:

Very few agencies got photos of Hugh Laurie at the Emmys, so he was not included in our Emmy wrap-up. That was unfortunate, because I get totally hot for Hugh Laurie. He’s lovely and brooding and sexy and smart.

I always confuse Chris Pine with Chris Evans - I know you girls have requested Pine heavily, but I put Evans on instead. In my defense, Chris Evans is way cooler. Pine seems like a douche. A cute douche with pretty eyes, but a douche nonetheless.

Imagine my absolute SHOCK when I finally saw Dylan Moran. This is the potato-faced dude everyone has been raving about? Really? HIM? And some of you have the audacity to criticize my darling Gerard Butler. *side-eye at Mairead*

Aldis Hodge, otherwise known as the hot nerdy guy on Leverage. He’s pretty cute.

I don’t think we’ve ever done Michael Vartan, which is a shame. He’s lovely.

I would almost say that Zachary Quinto has serial killer eyes, a la Kellan Lutz. But where Kellan’s eyes are just dumb and scary, Quinto actually seems to have some depth. I don’t like this crew cut though:

He’s much better with hair:

James Marsden, by request. I didn’t find him hot or anything in the X-Men movies, but I hesitantly admit that he was kind of adorable in that dumb Katherine Heigl movie, 27 Dresses. It was a bad movie - but he was cute. Very pretty eyes, yes?

Gary Oldman, by request. He doesn’t do it for me, but I understand why he does it for you. The voice, the sinewy moves, the talent. I get it. You know who kind of reminds me of Oldman? Sam Rockwell. I should add him next.

Sam Rockwell. See? Sam could be Oldman’s son. Younger brother? No, his son. There’s definitely a father-son resemblance happening.

Shemar Moore is rather adorable, isn’t he?

Here’s everybody’s pretend boyfriend Nathan Fillion. I have to admit, I watch Castle. It’s a solid show, and he’s absolutely charming on it. I thought Richard Castle was going to be a big a–hole, but he’s a very sweetly drawn a–hole, and Nathan plays him with such lightness and heart. I’m kind of in love with him now.

Speaking of my boyfriends, I find Mark Harmon to be just as classic as Paul Newman. No joke - I’ve been in love with Mark Harmon for two decades. I even clearly remember being in love with him when he did that show with Marlee Matlin. Remember that? Sigh… silver fox. I’m giving you old-school and current, just because I think he looks just as sexy with his silver hair.

Harry Connick Jr. doesn’t get enough credit for being a really nice guy, a stable family man and a talented musician and actor. I love him.

Timothy Olyphant - seriously cute with hair. He’s like the much hotter, sexier version of Josh Duhamel.

James Purefoy, by request. I have no idea who he is or what he does. Very cute, though. Rugged, even. Dashing. Naughty. Okay, I have to look him up.

Lee Pace, by request. Very cute. I’ve only really seen him in Miss Petegrew Lives For A Day, and he was lovely in that.

Before you yell at me, just acknowledge that it was your fellow Celebitches who suggested Sam Elliott. This is not my choice.

Yes, David Boreanaz f-cked Rachel Uchitel, and it was a mess. But don’t let that destroy your long-standing crush on the man.

Call me crazy, but I still have a lot of love for Morris Chestnut.

A little love for Canadians and the Germans who love Canadians. Joshua Jackson is adorable.

I love Morris Chestnut. I don’t care what you think. He’s fine.

I don’t get the Jim Sturgess thing, I hoenstly don’t. Is it the accent? Because the accent isn’t enough to make up for the fact that he looks like he cries after an orgasm.

My Hamm.

Oh, Clive. Don’t ever f-cking change.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Bauer-Griffin, Vanity Fair, GQ, Details, Esquire, Parade and Google Images.

Sofia Coppola has a new film called Somewhere that is currently premiering at the Venice Film Festival. It stars Stephen “I Coulda Been Something” Dorff and Dakota Fanning’s little sister Elle as father and daughter. I admit that I know who Elle is because she guest starred on a really good and really disturbing episode of Law & Order: SVU. She was the little girl who started a fire to get her new mommy to love her, remember? Terrifying. Anyway, she used to be so, so tiny and now she’s all long and coltish and so pretty! But you can tell this isn’t some fame-hungry “child performer.” Much like Dakota, Elle doesn’t seem to be totally down with “celebrity.” Look at her face - that’s the face of a young girl who is having fun having her picture taken, because it doesn’t happen that often. That is not the face of a Lohan, you know? And she seems sweetly awkward, yet she has a poise that comes from not being coached into self-consciousness. She’s wearing Doc Martens too.

And is it just me or does Stephen Dorff still have… something? I don’t know… I feel weird admitting that I find him hot.

But he is hot, isn’t he? Remember when it was Dorff and Christian Slater and both of them were supposed to become, like, the next Jack Nicholson? And neither of them did. But it’s nice that Dorff is still getting work.

As for Sofia’s movie… well… um… try not to cry at the trailer, okay? Because I welled up, and now I feel extremely guilty. Also: Benicio del Toro is in it, although he’s not in the trailer.

‘Somewhere’ photo call, Venice, Sept. 3, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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