Because who’s more synonymous with sex tapes these days? (Besides Kim Kardashian because that’s the only way she got famous, the only way.) Kendra Wilkinson was asked for her input on the Montana Fishburne situation this morning while doing an interview with TalkRadio’s America’s Morning News. Via Radar Online: “…. He has to be there Read More ...

Have I ever mentioned that I love you loony bitches? True, the Brangelina-Aniston Bermuda Triangle stuff gets the most play generally, but some of you are completely crazy for other celebrities, to the point of stalker-fabulousness. Note: I’m not glamorizing stalking, I just admire someone who feels the same way about a celebrity that I feel about, say, Gerard Butler. Which is to say, I need to know Gerard’s whereabouts and the daily state of his scruff. Anyway, a very nice commenter and reader named Sunshine sent in this beautifully transcribed Us Weekly piece about Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth. Reports early this week - from Sweden - had some of us believing that Kate had dumped Alex because she was tired of waiting around for him and she wanted him to put a ring on it. Now Us Weekly is claiming that Kate and Alex are still together, but that she might be cheating on him:

True Betrayal? Kate Bosworth may be dating True Blood’s Alexander Skarsgard, 34, but a source close to the actress, 27, says she recently turned up the heat with a former flame!

In August, while home in Massachussetts visiting her family, “Kate made out with her high school boyfriend,” says a pal.

The catalyst? News that her ex Orlando Bloom had married-and was having a baby with-Miranda Kerr.

“She was feeling down,” an insider explains. “Her high school ex is comfortable. And he’s still smitten with her.”

Bosworth’s rep responds, “This is untrue. She is good friends with her high school boyfriend.”

[From Us Weekly, print edition]

Hm… so Bosworth’s rep responded? Of course he/she did. What else does the rep have to do all day? It’s not like Bosworth is some in-demand actress with tons of film press to do. She’s just a professional girlfriend at this point, and a pretty lousy one at that, considering everybody thinks there’s dumb drama in her relationship and she’s the one f-cking it up. You know what’s funny though? Now all of you Skars-loonies know exactly what the Orly Bloom-loonies went through. You girls should get together for Hating Bosworth convention.

But I should let Sunshine let her loony flag fly:

I think this gives more credibility on why she dumped Alex. Once he found out, he was sure to dump her as he has stated in past interviews he can’t tolerate cheaters. It also puts a new light on their blowout screamfest at the Way Out West concert in which witnesses reported hearing her scream “Go F*ck yourself” to Alex. I didn’t think this girl could be any more hated but once Alex’s hardcore fans, especially the ones who felt he never should have gotten mixed up with her in the first place, get wind of this, they’ll be screaming for her bony head on a platter. (Figuratively speaking of course). Since she has a known track record for cheating, this story is not a surprise.

I love you, Sunshine! Here are some hot pics of Alex to make it all better:

AS photos courtesy of his fansite.

 “Or perhaps ten times the blow me? Eh? Sleep on it.” Now that she’s run out of hilarious phone calls to sell, Oksana Grigorieva has requested the judge increase Mel Gibson’s child support payments from $5,000 to more than $40,000, according to TMZ: Mel currently pays Oksana the tidy sum of $5,000 a month in child Read More ...

Remember the months and months of horrible douchebaggery between Conan O’Brien, Jay Leno and NBC? Recap: when Conan O’Brien took over The Tonight Show, his ratings kind of sucked (they just weren’t as good as Leno’s, back in the day), so NBC jury-rigged a scheme to get Leno back at the Tonight Show, effectively cancelling his horrible 10 p.m. weeknight show (which also sucked in the ratings). Chaos ensued. In the end, Conan went to TBS, Leno went back to Tonight, and Jimmy Fallon is now Leno’s “successor”. Weird.

Anyway, the whole thing started because NBC was terrified of their sucky ratings for both 10 p.m. and 11:30 p.m. Local NBC affiliates were complaining, and something had to be done, for sure. But the solution might have been worse than the problem, because now Leno is tanking… kind of.

NBC might have summer’s most-watched show in “America’s Got Talent,” but the network’s late-night ratings aren’t so sunny. “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno” is pulling a smaller number in the advertiser-coveted adults 18-49 demographic than when Conan O’Brien hosted the show last year.

In fact, this summer is the lowest-rated “Tonight” on record, though such feats have become increasingly common on broadcast across the board.

Since the end of the broadcast season, Leno is averaging 3.8 million viewers and a 1.0 adults 18-49 rating. That’s a 12% improvement in total audience compared with O’Brien, though off 23% in the demo and down in both measurements compared with Leno’s performance two years ago. His percentages greatly improve if comparisons begin a few weeks deeper into the summer so “Tonight” is not facing O’Brien’s opening weeks hosting the show, though O’Brien is tops in the demo either way.

Even with the reduced rating, Leno is back to beating his top rival, CBS’ “Late Show With David Letterman,” by a healthy 22% in both metrics. CBS touts that Letterman’s ratings are at least holding steady compared with last summer, when Letterman hit an all-time low of his own. Other late-night hosts have been showing stability too, with NBC’s “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,” CBS’ “The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson” and ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” maintaining their demo averages, and Fallon and Kimmel even sporting gains in total viewers.

Heading into the fall, NBC’s affiliates say that, if anything, they’re pleased about the schedule in general and late-night in particular. Last year, stations contended with the expected ratings decline of putting Leno at 10 p.m. and the uncertainty of O’Brien hosting “Tonight.”

Station managers are looking forward to having scripted dramas back in late primetime, which in turn should fuel audience momentum into late-night. There’s an expectation that it’s nearly impossible not to have a better story to tell advertisers in the fall, especially with NBC stocking up on dramas like high-concept series “The Event” and shows from top-shelf producers Dick Wolf (”Law & Order: Los Angeles”), Jerry Bruckheimer (”Chase”) and J.J. Abrams (”Undercovers”).

“There’s been a lot of NBC stations that have suffered significant declines in late prime, and that’s not going to happen with this lineup based on the estimates buyers are getting,” said Eric Lassberg, president and GM of NBC affiliate KXAN-TV Austin. “All evidence points to our ratings going up [at 10 p.m.].”

[From The Hollywood Reporter]

So, Leno is back to beating Letterman (sad), but Leno (and NBC) loses in the end because they aren’t picking up any viewers under the age of 50 years old - you know, all of those viewers who might actually want to buy some of stuff being advertised during those all-important commercial breaks. NBC might get bragging rights for beating Letterman, but advertisers are going to be pulling out by the end of the year if Leno doesn’t get a viewership that’s anything less than geriatric.

Basically, Leno still sucks and it’s okay to still hate him.

Oh, and you know what Conan is up to? He just announced the name of his new TBS show - “Conan”.

Leno on August 5, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Lindsay Lohan leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills (8/30) Lindsay Lohan hit and almost killed a baby last night as she was leaving her apartment in West Hollywood. And Lindsay be Lindsay, she sped away from the scene…
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